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RANJIT IS CHUCK NORRIS?When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Ranjit.
Ranjit can gallop so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the ass.
Outer space exists because it's scared to be on the same planet with Ranjit.
Ranjit doesn't sleep. He lies in wait.
Ranjit can slam a revolving door.
Ranjit swims in lava. It's good for his coat.
Ranjit doesn't cheat death, he beats the shit out of it.
Ranjit is so badass he gets paid in bitches.
Ranjit can turn toast back into bread. With his mind.
Death once had a near-Ranjit experience.
Ranjit is immune to gunfire. He scares the bullets back into the gun.
Ranjit doesn't go hunting. He goes killing.
Ranjit tells that bitchy GPS lady where to turn.
Ranjit beat a brick wall at tennis.
Ranjit can still fly because gravity is too scared to pull him down.
Ranjit goes through more hired cooks than anyone else because he makes them sautee their own lungs for his lunch.
Ranjit doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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